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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:19 am
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Spring training starts in 2.5 months.
Just trying to cheer myself up. Humor me.

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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:38 am
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derek anderson's return to the starting qb position for the rest of the year isn't enough to cheer you up?


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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:48 am
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Post subject: Re: Lauranitis Goes to Browns
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it could be worse.
you could be a bengals fan.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:48 pm
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Lauranitis would be a nice physical presence, but I worry he's overhyped a bit (Katzenmoyer anyone?).
On the bright side, after Crennel gets fired and Bill Cowher comes aboard, things should start to turn around.
They can deal Anderson for a pick to a variety of teams (Minnesota? Kansas City?), and start Quinn fresh in the offseason. Maybe they can send Braylon over to Jerry Rice's house and teach him how to properly catch a football.
The d-line is better, but the secondary is awful. They also need to retool the RB situation. They have one over-the-hill bruiser and a bunch of tweeners. For the love of God I hope they stay away from Chis Wells. They should try for a guy like MSU's Javon Ringer in the 2nd. He's very Chester Taylor-ish and would do well in a one-two punch system like Tennessee uses. The other guy they should get is Maurice Morris from Seattle, who is an unrestricted free agent at the end of the year. Dude's got great hands and is under the radar. Put Morris and Ringer together, it'll be better than the old days of William Green and Lee Suggs.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:39 pm
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I agree about Laurinitis being potentially overhyped. I don't think he'll be like the Big Kat, but there are better players for the Browns to take over him.
I would love for them to take Beanie though.
And if Romeo goes, I hope they fire Phil Savage too.
Anyone remember when Alex Boone was considered a 1st round pick?


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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:51 pm
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Katzenmoyer had the potential to be great, until the neck injury


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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:32 pm
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On the up side, they had a good Defensive stand against the Colts on Sunday, who I think were on Mushrooms. And Anderson is out for the year for torn ligaments on Sunday.
Put all your money on the Bengals to beat the 13.5 point spread against the Colts. The Colts haven't beat an Ohio opponent by more than 6 points in the past 6 years. They'll all be dropping acid.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:29 pm
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I would love for them to take Beanie though.

Reason I mention them not taking Wells is track record.
Tressel's been at OSU since the 2001 season. Recruiting aside, his system does not produce runners in recent years the way other schools have.
Under Tressel, there's been:
2002 - Johanthan Wells (Texans in the 4th)
2005 - Maurice Clarett (Broncos in the 3rd)
2006 - Antonio Pittman (Saints in the 4th)
That's it. One guy is still in the league, and he's a back-up on his 2nd team.
Now, you wanna talk wide receivers, you've got Anthony Gonzalez, Ted Ginn Jr., Santonio Holmes, Michael Jenkins, Drew Carter - all productive, though none spectacular.
Corners and D-lineman, that's OSU's specialty.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:59 pm
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Katzenmoyer wasn't overhyped. He had everything but the fluke injury finished him
Face it. The Browns need a lot of help. They need a running back and a wide receiver that can actually catch the ball. Anderson is a turnover machine and they waited a year too long to trade him. They won't get much at this point especially if his injury is serious. As for Brady, you better hope he pans out, I'm still not sure about him. The defense is pretty good but too much is asked of them.
Beanie Wells is scary for two reasons: 1. He's a freak. 2. He's injury prone. I would take the running back from Alabama(?), definitely a running back though.
They need a new coach, a new system and a new culture up there. On the bright side, the Stillers are still awesome.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:46 pm
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Lauranitis would be a nice physical presence, but I worry he's overhyped a bit (Katzenmoyer anyone?).

Yeah.. from what I understand, there's some sweet LB(s) at USC?
Butterball's insistence of using a 3-4 with the personnel he has is pretty ridiculous. D-line is gonna be good, a lot of injuries. Rogers getting blocked by three dudes and still getting his hand on the ball to knock/tip a pass (v. Bills-tip led to the first interception, IIRC) is just Cleveland-as-fuck.
Woeful LB's- not playing Bell to see what he has when there's nothing to lose is yet another reason to get rid of Butterball. McGinest has a little play left, but he really can't play as many downs, for a full season. Maybe a different system will help Wimbley.
Edwards' bullshit is mental (partially a coaching issue), combined with poor preparation (coaching issue) and discipline (coaching issue) and Anderson's accuracy (lack thereof) and lack of touch. I'm willing to give him another season before cutting him loose.
The most dramatic thing Quinn brought in his short playing time was competence running the offense--less penalties, etc. Dude totally has the right attitude too. Confident/not easily shaken.
Winslow = gone, and if not, they need to move him into a receiver/slot receiver or something like that.. he can't block with his shitty knees. (Which is why he's so anxious for a new contract)
Criminal lack of playing time for Jerome Harrison. Jamal is tough, but he has certainly lost more than a step. He might be able to contribute a little next year. Cribbs needs worked into the offense more as well.
D-backs are too small in general, but I think McDonald may be able to play at least part-time--he's shown some promise and he's young. I think he's one of the 'quitters' though. Maybe better coaching/motivation?
Playing Quinn with his injury was pretty fucking stupid, but I suspect the people running the team all must ride the short-bus to the stadium.
I don't know who the fuck is responsible for the Browns tackling, but whoever it is needs to go back to selling Hotdogs outside the stadium.


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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:50 pm
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They won't get much at this point especially if his injury is serious.

It seems it's not too serious, 4-6 weeks.
What really sucks is that I don't think we have a first-rounder next year (Quinn trade)


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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:57 pm
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They won't get much at this point especially if his injury is serious.

It seems it's not too serious, 4-6 weeks.
What really sucks is that I don't think we have a first-rounder next year (Quinn trade)

I think you're right about that.
Free agency will be tough too what with Staph General Hospital in Cleveland.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:23 pm
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Lauranitis would be a nice physical presence, but I worry he's overhyped a bit (Katzenmoyer anyone?).

Yeah.. from what I understand, there's some sweet LB(s) at USC?

Try Penn St., that's why they call it Linebacker U. U of Miami has produced a few good ones too.
Actually, Rey Maualuga from USC would be a good inside backer in a 3-4. Don't know if he'll be as good as Junior Seau. However, I'm superstitious about names, and his is too close to Mike Mamula, and that scares me.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:24 pm
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Tony Grossi:
http://www.cleveland.com/podcast_files/grossi1201.mp3
Terry Pluto:
http://www.cleveland.com/pluto/blog/ind .. ut_th.html
Those critical of my story say that since the coaches can't pick the players -- it's difficult to have an identity. Most coaches don't pick the players in the NFL, but they are able to take players, figure out what is their strength and play to it. For example, with the current roster, it makes little sense to play the 3-4 defense. That requires good linebackers, and the Browns don't have them.
Rookie linebacker Alex Hall played four snaps Sunday. Another rookie linebacker, Beau Bell, appeared only on special teams. The season is lost, why not give them some significant time in the final four games -- maybe 10-20 snaps?

Now it's an ankle injury to Winslow. Part of the reason the Browns have not reworked Winslow's contract is that he's had shoulder problems, four knee operations and other physical issues. He is 25, but his football body is much older. With agent Drew Rosenhaus pushing for a new contract, it would be a shock if Winslow is back next season. Part of the reason the Browns drafted Rucker was as insurance against injuries to Winslow -- who had played all 16 games the previous two seasons, but sometimes practiced little during the week as he rested injuries.
And finally, only eight snaps and two carries for Jerome Harrison in the loss to the Colts. What a waste.


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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:48 am
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it could be worse.
you could be a bengals fan.

No worse is being a Lions fans like me. On a slightly positive note we have a perfect record.
I wouldn't despair cleveland. Romeo oh Romeo will be gone next year. Brady Quinn shows a lot of potential and will be long since healed by then. Winslow's testicles won't swell up every season (I would hope). And the defense isn't terrible. Most of all you have an offensive line at least.
Us lions fans.. Well we have owners that want to be way too invovled and everything they touch turns to shit. The team wastes all it's top picks on WR's and Busted QBs. What's the point of having potentially the best receiving core in the NFL if you QB doesn't have more than .5 seconds to throw. Detroit is on their 5th, I repeat, 5th string quarterback. What's better? Anderson or.. 1. A QB who ran out the back of the endzone for a safety in his first game. 2. A QB who no team wanted and was pulled off the couch to suddenly come play. 3. Or Henson. The not quite baseball football player. I'd probably take Anderson. And the defense. Did you watch Tennessee. I think their D might lose a game of red rover to a 2nd grade class. It's terrible. They need to get an offensive and defensive line, and then start thinking elsewhere.
Fear not Cleveland, at least you're not Detroit or Cinci. It's not much, but it's something.

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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:33 pm
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I would love for them to take Beanie though.

Reason I mention them not taking Wells is track record.
Tressel's been at OSU since the 2001 season. Recruiting aside, his system does not produce runners in recent years the way other schools have.
Under Tressel, there's been:
2002 - Johanthan Wells (Texans in the 4th)
2005 - Maurice Clarett (Broncos in the 3rd)
2006 - Antonio Pittman (Saints in the 4th)
That's it. One guy is still in the league, and he's a back-up on his 2nd team.

I think that's a little misleading about OSU. How many Michigan running backs are in the NFL? How many FL running backs are in the NFL? There are very few schools that have a lot of RBs in the pros. RBs get beat up and are hard to keep healthy.
Plus Clarett can't be blamed on OSU, he hadn't played for them in 1.5 years by the time he went to the Broncos. And Pittman should have never left after his junior year or he would have improved.
Wells is a great RB. I would put him up there with Laurence Maroney and Marion Barber, who have had success in the NFL.
I agree though that the NFL is littered with OSU defensive players.
[Actually, Rey Maualuga from USC would be a good inside backer in a 3-4.

Rey Maualuga is a scary beast. He stepped out of bounds on his 'touchdown' vs. Ohio State, but other than that. he would be a great selection for the Brownies.
Mel Kiper's top 25 seniors
Mel's 2009 Big Board (Nov. 26)
1. Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest
2. Michael Oher, OT, Mississippi
3. Rey Maualuga, LB, USC
4. Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
5. Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma St.
6. Brian Cushing, LB, USC
7. Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
8. B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
9. William Moore, S, Missouri
10. Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia Tech
11. Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas
12. Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State
13. Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
14. Alex Mack, C, California
15. James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State
16. Peria Jerry, DT, Mississippi
17. Max Unger, C, Oregon
18. Clay Matthews, LB, USC
19. Larry English, LB, No. Illinois
20. Duke Robinson, OG, Oklahoma
21. Alphonso Smith, CB, Wake Forest
22. Juaquin Iglesias, WR, Oklahoma
23. Chase Coffman, TE, Missouri
24. Mohamed Massaquoi, WR, Georgia
25. Clint Sintim, LB, Virginia
11. Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas would be a great pickup for a team needing an end. He is an athletic freak.


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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:30 am
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Lauranitis is a good football player and seems to be a genuinely nice person. I hope he has a great career in the NFL...wait for it...HOWEVER, I have always felt that he was a tad overrated (and I hope I am wrong). Katzenmoyer was a true prodigy. I seem to recall in near every game he played (started as a freshman, IIRC) he would paste someone or more than one opponent. He was an unstoppable linebacker and as coydog stated, his injury ended the dream.

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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:05 pm
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Looks like your (all y'all) Browns and my Bills will be back in the Top 15 drafting again. Awesome! Hopefully both coaching staffs will be axed by the Monday morning after the last game. Goddammit I'm so fucking frustrated. I don't know why I continue to put myself through this year after year.

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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:15 pm
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PUNTING with 8 minutes left down by 2 scores? Not challenging Edward's catch toward the end? Cribbs running the ball 6 times? The coaching staff quit. Butterball and Co. should be fired immediately.


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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:14 pm
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Heard the Browns were considering moving to Seattle as the new basketball team. Since they specialize in 3-pointers..
Seriously, bring on NEXT FKKIN YEAR already. Thank God for the Cavs!


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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:00 pm
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don't know what u dudes r talkin bout, but
the REAL browns r lookin great

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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:01 pm
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don't know what u dudes r talkin bout, but
the REAL browns r lookin great

Is it true that Art Modell added on a bath house to the Ravens training facility and helped supply Ray Lewis with 13 year old boys?


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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:44 pm
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today i was told by a cashier at an einstein bagels to remove my browns winter hat. i said no. luckily for him he backed down, or else i would've been forced to take him down like that obama chick who threw down with that cashier at 7-11 a few months ago.


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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:48 pm
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Hey did you hear Braylon Edwards was gonna be in NY for New Years Eve?
Apparently they need help dropping the ball in Times Square. { rimshot }


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Honest Lottery System / Silver Lotto System / Ken Silver – Based on silly math(s) of ‘pick so many odd/even, so many between this number and that’, then ‘just keep trying’ when you don’t win. Ken does very well selling his systems. You’ll see pictures of his expensive cars on his website – “bought by lotto” he says. Read very carefully between the lines though, as he never actually says he won the lotto to pay for them, he just says the lotto paid for them, wonder how…

Gail Howard / Smart Luck / Lotto: How To Wheel a Fortune – Gail has been knocking out books about wheeling for 29 years, although the ‘Gail’ of the infomercials from 20 years ago appears to have had little (if anything) to do with the company for a very long time. The sales pitch usually goes something like “look at all our jackpot winners, obviously our system works”. So what happened to the other 99.9% of customers who bought the books and software.? Fact is, wheeling does not improve your chances of winning the jackpot. And neither does silly advice about avoiding combinations that have never been picked before, or making your selections add up to a particular range of numbers. NOTE: If you order direct they do NOT do refunds – be warned.

Stefan Vandevelde – Inverted Lottery System / Change Lottery Rules / Winslips.com / ‘Pick 3 Sniper’ – lots of analysis of past results and prediction claims with zero evidence. With just enough math(s) to sound ‘advanced’. Some good optimised wheels Stefan, but bottom line is where is the proof? Now with Winslips it’s all done for you, by clever computers and stuff… It all sounds so promising yet neither in the manual or in the software does Winslips deliver anything of practical value. Very disappointing.

The Lotto Black Book / QRV Holdings / Giancarlo Cappuccio – Larry Blair got shot in the foot but won the lottery twice. Apparently. Or maybe the photo of the lottery winner shown is just copied from the Oklahoma lottery website… the winner who actually used a quick pick to win the jackpot in 2006.!? Watch out though as there are “only 134 copies left”… oh wait, it’s said that since at least September 2009.

Updated for 2011: the Lotto Black Book now has a new sales page – I guess some of those 134 ebooks must still be left then ;-). Gone are the old borrowed photos (too many people figure it out?) and instead we have new borrowed winners photos (with a disclaimer stating those people didn’t actually win using this system!). Plus claims of how it must be good because look at all the people who are promoting it… who have never actually bought it, but are willing to make a fast buck if they can convince people to buy this junk. Larry is planning on using your $96.83 (ouch!) to build a library. Maybe he’ll show us a photo of that in a couple of years.

Mark Bower / Winning The Lottery In 3 Steps – our first Larry Blair copycat. Is Mark Bower’s winners photo genuine, do those winners checks look more than a little bit photoshopped with his name, or what about the Facebook style comments at the bottom of the sales pitch – genuine? Yeah, right. I actually laughed out loud at the bit in the sales letter that said it was all based on a ‘vast study’ by a ‘Belgian science man’… I think they call them scientists Mark. Totally absurd.

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Formula 1 Lotto System / ‘Glen Hooke’ – silly sales letter with claims of a system developed by an MIT Professor that took 27 years to develop. He must be a slow Professor – although amusingly it used to say 9 years. Yet another system that claims to eliminate bad numbers and combinations that won’t win. If there were any bad numbers it would not be a fair and legal lottery!

Lottery Checkmate System / Sergey Tabin – claims to make 3,000 – 10,000 per month playing the lottery, but provides no evidence whatsoever. Daft system ‘based on the game of chess’, which of course couldn’t be more different to playing the lottery.

Lottery Variant System – same old garbage. Big claims, no details and no evidence except checks copied from other websites!

Lotto Hat Software – the wheeling aspects of this software might be useful, but otherwise this is the usual collection of useless filtering tools. No longer available.

Lotto 007 / Lotto007 Prediction Expert / Lotto PowerPlayer Pro – ‘Lotto 007 XP 2012′ includes features to check results and print tickets which could be useful. It’s also full of filtering and anlysis features which some may enjoy – although despite what the claims these do not make the slightest difference to your chances of winning. The software design is very 1990’s (it’s more ’95’ than ‘XP’), and not user friendly. But at least “it contain more than 1521 formulas”. The manual is frankly appalling. And “Prediction Expert” – well, it hasn’t helped the publisher much in the last 12 years.

Lotto Master Formula – short book covering lots of old unproven theories in very little depth. Oh, and it’s actually a word-for-word copy of an older much cheaper book! Plus some highly dubious claims and inconsistencies in the website – but read more in my full Lotto Master Formula Review

Lotto Guy Lottery System / Smart Play Lotto Wheels – a 1 page system that says to simply pick numbers according to certain patterns, using sums, odds/evens and high/lows (and looks more than a little similar to Gail Howard’s advice). None of which helps one jot. But the best bit is the hilarious claims of being “University Developed, Tested and Proven” – now there’s a research paper I would love to read :-). Oh, and I’m sure the ‘Lotto Guy’ name similarity is merely coincidental too (hmm, just like ‘Smart Play’ seems very similar to Gail Howards ‘Smart Luck’…).

Lottery Method / How To Win Pick 3, 4, 5, 6 / Lottery Circle / Ace Lee – bad advice based on analysing past results but drawing incorrect conclusions (his ‘Scratchers’ book has some merit, but not the rest). Most no longer available.

‘Winning Lotto’ / 1,000 Weeks Of Lotto / Terry Fisher / LottoMasta – more wheeling systems, plus advice on strategy which is actually wrong!

Bob Brown Lottery System / LottoMillions.com – fun story but ultimately a load of baloney. Feel free to buy a very expensive poster if you want to share in Bob’s big joke.

Winning Lottery Lines/ Schneider Software / Harry Schneider – well meaning but fundamentally flawed. Sorry Harry but you just can’t eliminate combinations as unlucky because they haven’t been drawn before. No matter what math(s) you wrap it up in.

Lotto Strategies For Winners / Richard Wilson – apparently he’s dying from cancer so has now chosen to reveal his amazing secret – for just $77 (because if it was free, you wouldn’t read it… right?). The winners photos are not him and have been copied without permission. The winners cheques are not his and have been copied from other websites. And the system is just more silly past results analysis and exclusion of ‘unlikely’ combinations – total rubbish.

Beat The Lotto / Donald Hunting – irrelevant number analysis and a it of wheeling, with the same ending midnight ‘pre-launch’ bargain that’s been running since 2004.!

VK’s Winning Lottery Method – yet more numeric analysis (pointless hot and cold number theory) that simply doesn’t work as claimed.

Lottery Harvester – just overpriced wheeling system software offering only one system for your money. System 12 is one piece of software, System 15 is another! Plus some very dubious claims of ‘thousands’ who regularly collect cash using it, and ‘many’ who have won $100,000+.

Learn Lottery – silly past results analysis, incorrect conclusions and poor advice.

Chris Malcolm Lottery System – more of the same silliness. But bundled in a package of systems for everything from Pick 3 to Pick 6. So you get a lot of rubbish for your money instead.

‘Professor Dolph’ / Lottery Number Advisor / LONA – it all sounds very mathematical and clever, but everything comes back to eliminating unlikely numbers which is plain silly. Dolph thinks the lottery is random ‘just like the stock markets, commodities markets or the weather’. Claiming the stock markets and weather systems are random makes as much sense as this software. None. No longer available.

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Robert Walsh Pick 3/4 Systems – more silly analysis of past results that focuses on ‘how numbers are related to each other’, for games with very small prizes! No longer available.

Lotto Cheatah – very silly software based on the premise of fundamentally and completely misunderstanding the law of averages. I just rolled ten 6’s in a row on my dice Lotto Cheatah, what are my chances of rolling another 6.? Oh dear. No longer available.

Win-Track / Success Publishers LLC / John Abate – it’s amazing how many junk systems one person can sell. Everything from the lottery to horse racing to slot machines, and more. Dozens and dozens of them from ‘Your Winning Numbers’ to ‘Guaranteed 6 Numbers’, the ‘Jackpot Winner Lottery System’ by ‘Gary Stroughlin’ (or ‘James Gregory’ depending on which mailing you got!), the ‘Cash-5 Maximizer System’ by ‘Art Robertson’ and their latest ‘Doctor T Lottery System’ – and so many more. All sold under different authors names (why?). All hype and nonsense. Avoid. The Iowa Attorney General says these “appear to violate Iowa’s Consumer Fraud Act” and demanded sales cease in Iowa (source).

Lotto Puppeteer – garbage. Lottery companies make a profit regardless of whether anyone wins the jackpot. So don’t fall for the rubbish about insider lottery secrets. And as for the 10% to charity sob story – if you want to donate your winnings to charity you can do so without buying this rubbish.

Lottery Phenomenon – ludicrous claims of teaching you how to predict the future. Backed up by a sales page which states that photos of winners/checks are the writer – when they are actually copied from other news websites, and are all different winners from different US states. The first, ‘this is me’, is actually Anthony Castro who won $250,000 on a scratch-off ticket, no numbers to predict there then…

‘Beat Lottery’ / Peter Dolinaj – claims to be able to predict lottery numbers, and will happily provide those numbers to you – for a price of course. Please don’t waste your money folks. These are no more likely to win than a quick pick.

Lottery Slayer / JLR Group LLC – software that claims to pick better numbers. But the usual fare of silly claims that just don’t stand up to any scrutiny. Winning numbers are less likely to be repeated? Wrong, etc.

Lottonet Integra XP01 / Dietner – horrible website, horrible software design (600 hours for the interface, seriously?). Very expensive wheeling software ($169!) with pointless prediction features for which he even states ‘you cannot predict the numbers’.

Daily Win / Clifton Musgrove – claims he can predict Pick 3 results based on previous results. That would greatly surprise the lottery companies – if it were true.

Paul Connor / Winning Lotto Strategies – also now sold as ‘The Lotto Black Book’ (see above). There is some doubt over the copyright status of this work as it appears to just be a compilation of writing originally by Robert Perkis. But regardless of that it’s almost entirely about numerical analysis which does nothing in the real world to help your chances of winning.

Daily Pick System / ‘Paul Terry’ – extremely dubious claims for a Pick 3/Pick 4 system based on number analysis that doesn’t work.

Pick 6 Leak / ‘Kevin Bailey’ – silly hype to sell what are just wheeling systems for Pick 6. You can get better for a lot less money from Bluskov.

Lottery Cash Software / ‘Brad Millers’ – possibly the dullest promotional video ever for this useless overpriced number prediction software.

Lotto Combo System / ‘Dan Butler’ – more garbage from the stable of ‘Paul’ and ‘Brad’ (above). This one is trying to profit from the work and reputation of Iliya Bluskov – but is full of the usual hype and nonsense claims. It’s also grossly overpriced. Save your money and get Bluskov’s book instead.

Playslip Numbers – this site claims to sell numbers that are ‘more likely to win the lottery’. It must work because it uses a ‘ complex algorithm’. This is just more silly past results analysis that really does not work. You can even pay extra for exclusive numbers… presumably they are ‘even more’ likely to win than the non-exclusive numbers ;-).

LotWin – based on bad math(s) and the false belief that numbers can be due or overdue to appear. Plus the usual filtering and reduction features that have never been proven to make any difference to your chances of winning.

Winners Only Lotto / Rodney Lundy – $7 a month for ‘lucky numbers’ for Pick 3/4. Numerology is not a branch of math(s) that can predict future results! Save your money folks, or spend it on tickets instead – as that alone will give you a way better chance than the “up to 67%” better that Rodney actually claims.

Lotto Pro – claims to pick numbers with ‘the best statistical chance of hitting’, and that it can ‘eliminate tickets with unlikely number combinations’. Neither of which makes any sense. You might find it useful for managing and printing your tickets. This one does however claim a real jackpot winner – Paul Hemphill who won $35M playing Powerball in 2011 credits this software for picking his numbers. But just remember that he’d been using it since 1995 and ‘thousands of copies’ of the software have been sold. People win with quick picks too…

Magayo Lotto / Magayo Pick – yet more of the same old rehashed software. As usual this one claims to analyse past results, predict better future results and get rid of unlikely lottery numbers. But provides no evidence to back up the claims made. And provides seriously flawed reasoning as to why this would make any sense in the first place. Oh, and don’t believe the ‘awards’ (nobody even installs the software for these awards).

Ultimate Lottery Package – utterly absurd story about how ‘Billy Bridges’ father knew 500 big lottery winners in a ‘secret society’, but you had to be smart enough to understand their secrets. Billy has never won big of course because he’s too busy selling you the secrets he learned. Read the small print and those ‘137 big winners’ he interviewed become people who may or may not have won, people he or may not have actually interviewed, and people who may have won as much as $50.

Lottery Crusher / Lottery Winning Formula / ‘Michael Jenkins’ – from the incredibly cheesy video to the ludicrous claims this one is not hard to avoid. ‘We have helped millions of people win’ they say, but frankly there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell that they have millions of customers. This pile of hype is just the same old useless past results analysis software yet again.

Lottery Destroyer / ‘Mike Bennett’ – more hype and nonsense from this online software that simply combines hot/cold number theory with your favourite/lucky numbers. Neither of which makes any difference to your chances of winning. Don’t even waste your $5 on the 5 day trial – spend it on quick picks instead and you’ll have a much better chance of winning.

Lotto Profits / ‘Jeremy Stewart’ – here we go again (doesn’t this look an awful lot like Lottery Crusher AND Lottery Destroyer…). Same old nonsense but at least the story gets funnier each time they release a new product site. This time Astrology and signs of the zodiac are the big secret. Yup.

Powerball Winning Strategies / Alex J. – who comes up with this nonsense? The “only legal Powerball hacker that ever existed” – surely nobody really believes this stuff? Do they? It’s all a conspiracy, they don’t want you to win, and all you need is the secret code blah blah – which “Alex” will sell you for just $37… Come on people, if they really had the ‘secret code’ to winning Powerball why would they ever sell it.

Steve Player Lottery Systems – these are mainly just grossly overpriced wheeling systems (if you want good quality wheels just get Bluskov’s book above, it’s better and vastly cheaper). Steve also sells expensive ‘predictions’ – but does everyone get the same numbers.? Hmm, if you give out enough different combinations to enough people, somebody will win, right?

Lotto Crusher System – Everett Thompson – not to be confused with the equally useless Lottery Crusher. This one clearly models itself on the Lottery Black Book. It has the ridiculous story – a convenience store owner threatening a customer with a gun because he claims too many lottery prizes. It also takes photos of other winners from news and lottery websites and claims they are buyers of this grossly overpriced ($97!) nonsense. The most ridiculous of which is the photo of Urooj Khan (who died in 2012!). Then there are the supposed photos of Everett himself – only he seems to have photoshopped the name on the winners check, oh, and a different head onto John McCarthy from Delaware. Wonder why. UPDATE: this is now sold under the name of both ‘The Lotto Master Plan’ and ‘Lottery Defeated’, by ‘Kenneth Leffler’. For $197.

Lotto Pro-Multiplier System / Mike Gobbana / Hamilton Publishing – I’ve yet to see anything worthwhile come from Hamilton Publishing anyway, but this is the usual bunch of empty nonsense promises. It comes in the form of a nice old fashioned letter (“Dear Friend…”). Yes, there is the possibility of bias existing in a draw. No, nobody has ever been able to prove it exists. So how ‘Mike’ can sell a system claiming it will make you $2,500 to $5,000 a week is a bit of mystery. All the classic warning signs are there – including the complaints about trying to get a refund. Oh, and read the small print at the end – if you hadn’t already worked out that those winners pictures have nothing to do with this system, they even tell you! Also watch out for their latest nonsense ‘Money Cruncher’, ‘XXNG Lottery System’ and ‘Super Power Lotto’ by ‘Robert Bose’.

Lotto Decoded / Neil Hetmer – It’s strange how such a prolific lottery winner can do so well and yet not exist in the press anywhere, despite the photos showing his presentation checks from both the Washington and Vancouver Lotteries. It’s also strange how the moles on his face seem to swap sides from one photo to the next. Must be a trick of the light. To be fair though, ‘Neil’ is not at all bad with Photoshop…

Loto Rainbow / Renato Gianella – Fundamentally flawed nonsense, apparently from a Brazilian mathematician. Based on grouping combinations into patterns, then saying you have more chance if you match the pattern. Except of course you don’t win anything for matching Renato’s pattern – only the actual numbers drawn. Making it entirely pointless.

Smart Lottery Wheel / ‘John Crawford’ – From the same people who brought you Lottery Crusher. So not surprisingly this wheeling based system is nothing but absurdly expensive ($50 a month!) overblown hype. If you need wheeling systems, just get Bluskov’s book, but don’t waste your money on this.

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Lotto Destroyer / ‘Jared Wilson’ – Where do they get these stories from? Secrets distilled from ‘Jared’ phoning lots of multiple lottery winners.? And all you have to do is plug the last 7 results into the magic formula? It’s all just utter nonsense folks – please don’t believe this rubbish. The ludicrous story alone should be enough to make you walk away. But if not, then how about the fake photos of people who did NOT win the lottery using this system? One of them is Ali Sultan who won that $1,000 in a comedy contest. Enough said? (Note: this is also sold under the name of ‘Auto Lotto Processor’ and ‘Lottery Smasher’)

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Lotto Metrix – ‘Win using maths’… or maybe not. This makes the same mistake I see over and over again. He seems to think that if you match patterns that occur more often in all the possible combinations of results, then you are more likely to win (a theory which Gail Howard made famous). Unfortunately it’s total nonsense. Yes, you are more likely to match ‘the pattern’. But just matching a pattern is useless – no lottery pays you for matching a pattern, only for matching the actual numbers drawn.

WB Co. / TL Distribution / Southwest Publishing – Another publisher of many different systems sold by direct mail. These include the BANN-UP Method, Pick Game Blaster, 1-2-3 Method for Lotteries, Lottery Killer and the Gibbes Lottery Method (aka ‘Nate Gibbs The Lottery Surgeon’). All of which Iowa Attorney General has described as ‘predatory mailings’ that are ‘deceptive, unfair and otherwise in violation of the Consumer Fraud Act’. Iowa then fined them in December 2016 for sending fraudulent mailings.

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Win The Lottery Method / ‘Alexander Morrison’ – Hmm, he claims to be “one of the most renowned experts” in Statistics and Probability, yet nobody has ever heard of him and he has no papers published in the relevant journals. Then he goes on to explain this approach is based on eliminating the millions of combinations that will never win, which demonstrates a lack of understanding of even basic probability. If you need any more convincing that this is not what it seems – just compare the winners photos with the testimonials, and see how many don’t match up.

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‘Your Lottery Service UK Ltd’ – smily Alice Green (‘head of customer service’ but probably doesn’t exist) offers you 10 free entries to the lottery. You just call the number to claim… oh, and provide your bank/card details. Then you’re locked in for 3 months of paid syndicate membership (“oh, we didn’t mention that up front.?” sorry), where it’s completely unclear how many tickets are played or how many members in a group. There are much better, more honest syndicates to choose from, so please avoid this one.

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Banned Systems – ‘The Banned Lottery System’ claims to have been banned in New Zealand, but of course it wasn’t, that’s just not true. No lottery system has ever been banned by any lottery company anywhere, ever! They also sell ‘System X’ which claims to have taken a math(s) professor 5 years to develop – again, this is not true either. It’s really just a basic wheeling system based on hot/cold numbers. If wheeling systems are really what you want then go to a genuine recognised expert for this (Bluskov).